{"id":17088,"date":"2024-02-28T16:26:08","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T16:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebeast.blog\/?page_id=17088"},"modified":"2025-10-28T18:40:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T18:40:28","slug":"contact-the-beast","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.thebeast.blog\/?page_id=17088","title":{"rendered":"Contact the beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>We don&#8217;t know if this will work, but we are giving it a try.<br \/>\n<\/strong>We have enabled contacts on this page to see what happens.<br \/>\nPlease keep them relevant, brief, constructive &amp; clean.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, it is doubtful we will be able to reply. <span style=\"color: #99ccff;\">(too much to do and no time to do it), <\/span>But if possible, we will.<span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #99ccff;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><em>And we don&#8217;t need help with our website, so please don&#8217;t offer.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class='fluentform ff-default fluentform_wrapper_1 ffs_default_wrap'><form data-form_id=\"1\" id=\"fluentform_1\" class=\"frm-fluent-form fluent_form_1 ff-el-form-top ff_form_instance_1_1 ff-form-loading ffs_default\" data-form_instance=\"ff_form_instance_1_1\" method=\"POST\" ><fieldset  style=\"border: none!important;margin: 0!important;padding: 0!important;background-color: transparent!important;box-shadow: none!important;outline: none!important; 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